Chris Jericho on Kane
(Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Steps.)

The Elimination Chamber Incident (2002)
…Earlier in the day I’d discussed with Kane and Pat [Patterson] if someone could be thrown through the bulletproof glass of the pod. Both had vehemently shut down my idea, saying it was too dangerous and not worth taking the chance of someone getting hurt.
Fast forward to Kane throwing me over the top rope onto the steel platform of the chamber. I staggered up to my feet and said, “Throw me through the pod!”
“Fucking right I’m throwing you through the pod!” he said as if the wrong pod opening had been my fault. All concerns for my well-being blew out the cage opening when the wrong chamber opened. Kane jerked me up to my feet and chucked me into the Plexiglas at full speed. I hit it as hard as I could and was surprised at how easy I busted through…
Pulling Pranks in India
The last show in Bangalore was another parking lot classic where I amused myself by wearing Hurricane’s cape and a Halloween mask while brandishing a mudflap for a run in on Kane. But the joke was on me as Kane thought I was an unruly fan and was about to tear my masked head off, until I screamed in a terrified girly-man squeak, “It’s me, Glen! It’s me!” Realizing that the idiot wearing the Scream mask was really his little buddy Jericho, he guffawed (funny word) and let me go.
(Excerpts from Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Steps)
Undertaker on WCW people
(Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Steps)

There were quite a few members of the roster who remembered what it was like in WCW when the NWO was in power, and they weren’t thrilled about their impending arrival. The whole locker room was up in arms, uncertain as to what exactly would happen when they arrived. Would they destroy the locker room with their horrible attitudes? Would they work their dark Jedi mind tricks on Vince like they had Eric? Who could stop them? Who would save us?
There was only one man with the power to combat the NWO. I had to seek out the man who had everybody’s respect across the board and the greatest influence within the company. He was the oracle. He was the swami. He was the Fonz.
He was the Deadman.
(Excerpts from Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Steps)
Thanks :) Yes, odd enough, he is adorable.
…I read it as Team Poopy. Now I’m picturing Kane wearing a Team Poopy…I can’t take real…
“POPPY” is actually what Kane’s (Glenn Jacobs) granddaughter, Loopy, calls him (Poppy-Loopy… makes sense lol). So I think that shirt was custom-made.
I must say I’m quite amused with Glenn’s taste on designs for T-shirts; there’s team shirts, Snoopy’s, and even Undertaker shirts! Truly a fan :)

Thanks! It’s always nice to hear from fellow Kaneanites. :)
Kane (Smackdown 5-25-12)
LOL. Pasty-white Irish ghost?
Sheamus is Casper. xD
Kane vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship?
THIS match I am excited for. I am hoping Kane wins and takes that championship right off of Punk’s shoulder!
Oh, hello!
It might be help you in believing to know that there are A LOT of Kaneanites since the Attitude Era (and the groupies even called themselves Brides of Kane later that time). I don’t think we should mind with Glen having a wife. It’s Kane that us fangirls are after, after all ;P.

And him being the sick, twisted, demented in the ring is what makes us fangirls think he’s sexy. *giggles*


